Recognition Yearner Prints

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

A man cheers

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

Monkey casino study.

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'Sir Percy is here for his Purple Heart, Sire.'

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

'I've received celebrity status!'

Will work for recognition.

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

'I always feel I could have taken credit for more.'

'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'You should have come to me sooner. I might have won a Nobel Prize for this.'

'Second childhood menu, please!'

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

Annual Awards Ceremony: "This is my favourite time of year, when we celebrate our achievements!"

'Will work for vague, non-committal grunts of approval.'

"Since I deeply value recognition, I'm honored to present this 'Outstanding Effort' award to what's-his-name here."

"Do you love what we do here?"