School Years T-Shirts

'No, I didn't fail anything this year. I'm pretty sure my parents sent me to summer school because they hate me.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Computer Room.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'But what is the universe for?'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'