School Tryout T-Shirts

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

School trip little porters.

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Scouts made this for me

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Casting Director

Ventriloquist Audition

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Sign Him.

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

No Talent Agency

"That's my novel."

"Always be prepared."

'To be honest Mr Gregson, I've seen better escapologists, goodnight.'

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

She's a natural.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'