School Tryout Mugs

If you drive Teddy to school, you can calm him down about his lacrosse tryout. Will do. Thanks for the pep talk, dad. No problem. Fester School.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

School trip little porters.

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Scouts made this for me

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Casting Director

Ventriloquist Audition

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

Sign Him.

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"That's my novel."

No Talent Agency

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

She's a natural.

'To be honest Mr Gregson, I've seen better escapologists, goodnight.'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"Always be prepared."

Jealousy