Team Tryouts Mugs

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Teamwork!

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Hockey Season.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.