Team Tryouts Prints

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Teamwork!

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Raheem Sterling

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

Perils of the double play.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Hockey Season.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Mohamed Salah

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)