Team Practice Prints

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Football Fans

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"The meeting will come to order."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

The trauma of losing.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Perils of the double play.

Hockey Season.

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."