Attending Tryouts T-Shirts

'Nice try, Matteson.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

A man cheers

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Scouts made this for me

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"A charming risk taker, who's not afraid to get bit. Boy, do I have an opportunity for you."

"Always be prepared."

Important balloons, $30.

"My secretary will take charge of removing chairs, and eventually there will be just one of you left..."

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

"Any apologies for absence?"

Five minutes everybody.

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

"Always be prepared."

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

Husband and wife at the races.

"I don't carry business cards. Just scan my QR code and go directly to my website."

A Concert Audience - A Typical Layout.