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'Nice try, Matteson.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

A man cheers

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Scouts made this for me

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"A charming risk taker, who's not afraid to get bit. Boy, do I have an opportunity for you."

"Always be prepared."

Important balloons, $30.

"My secretary will take charge of removing chairs, and eventually there will be just one of you left..."

"Any apologies for absence?"

Five minutes everybody.

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

Twig! You've been showering for hours. Tryouts for the musical are today. I have to look fabulous! Think of the environment! I've got it covered! Oh really? Really. I'm not showering for three days! He's my carbon offset.

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"Always be prepared."

"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

Husband and wife at the races.

"I don't carry business cards. Just scan my QR code and go directly to my website."