Attending Markets T-Shirts

Important balloons, $30.

Sloaney Pony.

Wall Street Couch

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Dow Jones drop

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Customer Convention

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Wall Street Investing.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."