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'It's from the Security Council of the PTA!'

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

Aggression/Security

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

TSA

Eurocopa 2016

I am not a robot

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Web cams. Web scams

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

Dept. of cyber friendship.

"Security is lax on this side."