School Security Buff T-Shirts

'It's from the Security Council of the PTA!'

High security Santa's grotto

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

Aggression/Security

The Best Defense

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Biro Security

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

Huawei Five-O

TSA

I am not a robot

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Eurocopa 2016

Web cams. Web scams

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"If you're not planning to break the law, why should you care?"

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

'Dad, why didn't the three bears' have a home security system?'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"Security is lax on this side."