School Psychiatrist Pillows

'I shouldn't worry - soon he'll meet someone who'll give him a good hiding and then he'll get the message. . .'

Ethics exam cheater.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"They grow up so fast."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"She's been so creative lately."

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"That's not how I sat on you."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Children's artwork exhibition.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'What's play?'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"I need to know who started it."