School Psychiatrist Prints

'I shouldn't worry - soon he'll meet someone who'll give him a good hiding and then he'll get the message. . .'

Ethics exam cheater.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"They grow up so fast."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"She's been so creative lately."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"That's not how I sat on you."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'What's play?'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'