School Preppers Prints

"No fair! How come Baldo gets his class schedule before school starts?"

'Holly, listen to me. This school year is important. . . It's your last year before high school! You have to prepare! High school is a whole new ball game.'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Always be prepared."

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

Safe harbour

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Back to School.

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'Mom, I now know the biological reason we're pregnant for 9 months. It takes at least that long to get used to the idea of being a parent.'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."