Prepping Prints

"Actually, I'm all ready for the pandemic. I still have everything from Y2K, SARS and the West Nile."

"I'm worried about a stockmarket downturn. So I'm buying land, gold, and of course, plenty of canned spaghetti."

Climate Change Contingency House

Spam - best before end of world.

"I have an evacuation plan that includes Roger and one that does not include Roger."

"Stocks are up, led by sales of hazmat suits, emegency survival kits, electric generators, gas masks..."

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

'Why yes! I would like to talk to you about the end of the world.'

'This place only has an electric can opener?'

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"Always be prepared."

Prepper Dog

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

How to survive the coming crash.

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

"Always be prepared."

"As a prepper I've taken precautions and can survive for weeks in case of disaster."

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"We really need to start thinking about the future."

"Well this is me."

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

"Hygge for the end of the world"

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

"For seven years I used your rent to build our quarantine bunker."

"O.K., doomer."