School Prepper Prints

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Prepper Dog

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"I try to get a head start on them."

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"Always be prepared."

Climate Change Contingency House

"It would be unwise to attend an interview without doing any preparation in advance.

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

Safe harbour

Final Exams Today

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

Back to School.

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'