School Pranks Appreciator Pillows

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Teenage Vegetables

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

'I was hoping we'd worn that out.'

Barristers playing a joke