School Pranks Appreciator Prints

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'How do you like that? We just get through the alphabet and she starts hauling in the heavy artillery!'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

"If it really is a smartphone, why are my grades still lousy?"

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

"I give all new teachers the same advice. First you have to get the attention of the class. Can you quack like a duck or juggle two books in the air?"

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Teenage Vegetables

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

It Was Inevitable: Computerized Spit-Ball.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

'Ready for your performance review?'