School Play Season Pillows

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

"Just be yourself."

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

School Pantomime Rehearsals.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I AM at my usual position."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Snacks for Learners

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Oh, Christ.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

"Mr. Reynolds can't go out to play until he wraps up the Walderson contract."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

'It's not fair, Bill has stuck the bails on with chewing gum...'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

"You might as well go on, son. I don't think they're going to call off school because of the snow storm."