School Lunch Warrior Pillows

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Computer Room.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

I just can't take it anymore!

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"I hate how my Mom is so cheerful my first day back to school."

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

Pink slime hot dogs.

Centurion with an empty plate.

'Don't blame me. They won't let me pray in school.'

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."