School Lunch Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

'And now a moment of silence so that we may never forget the tragic events of March 31st. . . when we ran out of napkins on sloppy Joe Day.'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Food van driving through an office.

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

Pink slime hot dogs.

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

"Gentlemen, this is a power restaurant. If you must discuss your families, please keep your voices down."

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

"This is going to be kind of a working lunch."

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

'Well of course the custard's lumpy...it's got garlic in it.'