School Lunch Lover Pillows

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Food van driving through an office.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

Market research dept: '67% out to lunch.'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.