School Lunch Lover Pillows

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

Food van driving through an office.

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

Does anyone have any ideas that aren't about lunch?

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

Market research dept: '67% out to lunch.'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.