School Lunch Warrior Prints

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Computer Room.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

I just can't take it anymore!

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

"I hate how my Mom is so cheerful my first day back to school."

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

Pink slime hot dogs.

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

Centurion with an empty plate.

'Don't blame me. They won't let me pray in school.'

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."