School Leader With A Twist Gifts

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

Lack History Month

'Why don't we just close the schools, and do it all with correspondence courses!'

'The halcyon days of an apple for the teacher are a distant memory.'

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

2010 Teacher Layoffs.

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."

'To maximize classroom instruction, the feng shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.'

'The head of our script department!'

'To motivate every single employee is one of the main principles of my management style. Well, if you don't meet the sales targets, you'll get sentenced to death.'

"I think he's running as an independent."

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

Locally Grown by a Guy with a Masters in Philosophy

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

'I'm home early. Due to budget cuts, the school district is laying off students.'

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'