School Leader With A Twist Gifts

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'Not in here, stupid - I don't need to!'

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

'The halcyon days of an apple for the teacher are a distant memory.'

'Why don't we just close the schools, and do it all with correspondence courses!'

I love the fashion mistakes everyone wears back to school. W. Fester High. What were they thinking? It's fun to pick out the biggest whopper. I just wish � I wasn't wearing it. Rompers are so 3 weeks ago!

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

Lack History Month

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

2010 Teacher Layoffs.

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."

"How do we know this isn't a ponzi scheme?"

'To maximize classroom instruction, the feng shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.'

"I think he's running as an independent."

'To motivate every single employee is one of the main principles of my management style. Well, if you don't meet the sales targets, you'll get sentenced to death.'

'The head of our script department!'

Locally Grown by a Guy with a Masters in Philosophy

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

"I'm desperate to hold on to our good teachers."

'I'm home early. Due to budget cuts, the school district is laying off students.'