School Improvement Pillows

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"It's a mobile."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Will eat your homework for $.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'Oh, Christ.'

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"A homeless person ate my homework."

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'Mistakes were made...'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.