School Improvement Dreamer Pillows

'Why don't we just close the schools, and do it all with correspondence courses!'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.'

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

'The halcyon days of an apple for the teacher are a distant memory.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

Remember coefficients? No. Me neither. Nostalgebra.