School Fundraising Superstar Pillows

'We may have been a hung jury for three weeks, but I did get a chance to sell 11 magazine subscriptions for my kid's school field trip fund.'

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

The nonprofit dog fight.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

Appeals

'Boasting bumper stickers.'