School Day T-Shirts

I drive, therefore I am.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Today we learned to count to one.

Late/Too Late.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

'A dog ate my homework.'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"It's a mobile."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."