School Cafeteria Reminiscer Prints

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

'Chocolate pudding to start...it'll deaden your appetite.'

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

'Look, we were really misled about how cool you were...Would you mind sitting at another table?'

Honest Sir, I am doing my work. See, I've drawn a blank.

"That's the problem with Easter eggs. My mother thinks they're food."

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

"Your family is pretty messed up."

'Don't let her charm you. When we were in the lunch room, I saw her eating veggies.'

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

Bulk School Mince.

"Look what Sylvia Sanchez wrote in my yearbook! I didn't know I was so special to her!"

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

"I always look so old in these photos."

"Podge is stocking up ahead of the dinner ladies strike."

'Well of course the custard's lumpy...it's got garlic in it.'

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"

"Well Johnson, you haven't changed a bit."