School Cafeteria Prints

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

Pink slime hot dogs.

"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"

'Look, we were really misled about how cool you were...Would you mind sitting at another table?'

"What are you making, Norma?"

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

"Your family is pretty messed up."

'There's no mistake - the soup of the day is also Employee of the month!'

"That's the problem with Easter eggs. My mother thinks they're food."

"I won't miss Michelle Obama."

Bulk School Mince.

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

No personal food trays.

"Podge is stocking up ahead of the dinner ladies strike."

'Well of course the custard's lumpy...it's got garlic in it.'

'I need an antacid. I'm having lunch in the school cafeteria today.'

'No, It's not last years leftovers.'