School Cafeteria Socialite Prints

'Uhhh... sorry Lincoln, this table is for equipment managers for the sports teams. I don't think cheerleading counts as a sport... yeesh, what a nerd.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"Ignoring your workmates is NOT a breach of the new antisocial behaviour laws."

Live water cooler.

"Being nice to people on the way up didn't work!"

High School Prom Expenses

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

"I thought we were soul mates, too, so imagine my surprise to find that my actual soul mate is Nicole in accounting."

The Xmas Party is not the place to number-crunch with the boss.

'Hi, I'm will from Marketing. Want to be friends?'

'You look like a fun guy!'

Barrier around water cooler

"The robot you sold me is cheaper and more precise than my human workers, but I can't discuss the football with it and it doesn't fetch my coffee!"

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Look, our carpet is ruined. You should've made sure your workmates were housetrained"

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

'I stopped working at home because I missed hanging around the water cooler.'

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

'Look, we were really misled about how cool you were...Would you mind sitting at another table?'