School Board Enthusiast Pillows

"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."

'Our school cuts are getting serious.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

"All power to the board of directors!"

Company take-over bid

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I'm going to the school board meeting."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

'We do not permit bullying or name calling in our school. We will reprimand any student that calls your child a dummy.'

'We are looking for highly motivated, confident decisions makers for headships. Is your son such a man, Mrs Smikins?'

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."