School Board Enthusiast Mugs

"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."

'Our school cuts are getting serious.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Company take-over bid

"All power to the board of directors!"

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I'm going to the school board meeting."

Classroom.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."