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"The head will see you now."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

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'We are looking for highly motivated, confident decisions makers for headships. Is your son such a man, Mrs Smikins?'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'