School Authority Aficionado Prints

"The head will see you now."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

High School

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

After Hours Surgery.

"Nothing says 'Teacher Appreciation' like an administrator winning the raffle."

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."