School Alternative Enthusiast Pillows

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

University of Hard Knocks

"He's gonna be bad for business."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

High School

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Classroom.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

'Talk about being scared straight...I just found out that being held back a grade is not an urban myth.'

"We're home-enlightening him."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."