Schmooze Master Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their home with pillows featuring playful designs that honor their knack for charming conversations. Comfortable and fun, these pillows are a cozy reminder of their flair.

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'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.' mockup

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

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"Stan baby, Dave baby here."

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"She's a great networker. One drink and she's on schmooze control."

"She's a great networker. One drink and she's on schmooze control." mockup

"She's a great networker. One drink and she's on schmooze control."

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Bob tried networking – and crashed it. mockup

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

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How Do You Like My Moseying Along? mockup

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

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The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic. mockup

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

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What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important." mockup

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

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'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!' mockup

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

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Eventual Motion Machine

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"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..." mockup

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

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'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...' mockup

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

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'HEY,no Tongue!'

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"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!" mockup

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

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'Clown-noser.'

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'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...' mockup

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

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Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy! mockup

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

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'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.' mockup

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

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'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.'

'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.' mockup

'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.'

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'I want you to meet a Corporate Chieftan who's fall of himself.'

'I want you to meet a Corporate Chieftan who's fall of himself.' mockup

'I want you to meet a Corporate Chieftan who's fall of himself.'

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"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!" mockup

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

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I'll have my people get in touch with your people.

I'll have my people get in touch with your people. mockup

I'll have my people get in touch with your people.

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"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies." mockup

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

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"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

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"Yikes! You scared me. Don't ever sneak up on me like that again!"

"Yikes! You scared me. Don't ever sneak up on me like that again!" mockup

"Yikes! You scared me. Don't ever sneak up on me like that again!"

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'Oh stop it, oh you are a tease.' 'Henry's back is playing up again.'

'Oh stop it, oh you are a tease.' 'Henry's back is playing up again.' mockup

'Oh stop it, oh you are a tease.' 'Henry's back is playing up again.'

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'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

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