Scheduling Samurai Gifts

Hold on – is our Zoom showdown at high noon central time? Or are you on mountain?

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Overworked in the office

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

God's Sticky Notes

Macho talk from down in accounting.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

'Am I the first one here?'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Time Clock

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'First the good news.'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'When would work for you?'