Schedule Struggler Pillows

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Outstanding Time Management

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Scheduel.

Unsuitable clothing.

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

Office Task Map

"How do you spell time management?"

'Sorry I'll have to hurry the working breakfast, I due at a business lunch.'

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

Solar Storm Expected!

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

Living by the Clock

"...Thursday - you are due in hospital to have a baby. Friday - you..."