Schedule Struggler Mugs

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

Outstanding Time Management

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Unsuitable clothing.

Scheduel.

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"And at 1:30 you're scheduled to find Waldo."

Office Task Map

"How do you spell time management?"

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

'Sorry I'll have to hurry the working breakfast, I due at a business lunch.'

Solar Storm Expected!

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

Living by the Clock