Schedule Stickler Gifts

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Outstanding Time Management

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

Scheduel.

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

How to write

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

Office Task Map

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"How do you spell time management?"

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."