Schedule Stickler Gifts

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

I have a new linguistic pet peeve. It's when, instead of just saying something like, "Bob ate a sandwich," people say, "Bob, he ate a sandwich." It drives me absolutely crazy. Speaking as a psychiatrist, that's a short drive, Al.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

"We can't turn back the clock. Trust me, I tried. It really messes up your schedule."

Outstanding Time Management

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

Scheduel.

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

How to write

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

'At 11:00 you'll be putting your right hand in. At 11:01 you'll take it out, put it back in and at 11:02, shake it all about...'

"And at 1:30 you're scheduled to find Waldo."

Office Task Map

'Sorry I'll have to hurry the working breakfast, I due at a business lunch.'

"How do you spell time management?"

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.