Schedule Sorcerer Gifts

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

Mystic's Diary

'No, Friday is not good for me, sorry. Boy, hunting in a pack is such a logistical nightmare...'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Windows or Mac?

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Maestro

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"We're hoping for an upturn in the 5th quarter."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'