Symphony Sorcerer Gifts

Maestro

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Hardware and software

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Saxophone summoning.

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

Vegan Voldemort

'I don't care WHO started it!'