Saxophone Sorcerer Gifts

Saxophone summoning.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Windows or Mac?

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Maestro

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

Language, Died The Death of a Thousand Tweets

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Vegan Voldemort

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

'I don't care WHO started it!'

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'So, it was true what they say. You don't choose the blues. They choose you.'

'I'm leaving you because of your constant anal nitpicking, which I can no longer put up with....wait...I mean... Up with which, I can no longer put.'