Slide Show Sorcerer Gifts

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

'Needs salt!'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Maestro

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Wiccapedia.

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Quwaket

Heavenwood

Mystic's Diary

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."