Sketching Sorcerer Gifts

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

If Disney was a software company

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"We're hoping for an upturn in the 5th quarter."

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"What a midfield wizard!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"