Schedule Ninja Pillows

Man with a busy schedule

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Go team!

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Babies vs. Dogs

'Simply put.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

Trade Show Sherpas

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Building business relations.

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

The Card Flinger

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Make it Dow 30,000, and I'll sell you my soul."

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

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