Calendar Ninja Pillows

'The perfect week for my vacation. Enough work to insure I'll be missed, but not so much that I'll be overwhelmed in my post-vacation funk.'

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

business

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Pregnancy Test

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

2020

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

Happy New Year!

How to talk to a mathematically untalented boss.

Do as many study days as you can

'Can't you find another date? The evening of the 24th of December is pretty much the only night I'm not free...'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"One in four fleas is a leap flea."

A month of Sundays

'The 10th and the 11th are definitely out.. How about the 12th of never?'