Scent Strategist Pillows

Mens Cologne: Throw the cops off the scent.

;What kind of deodorant are you?'

'I really need to do a better job masking my scent!'

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

Wordilly Durdillies - Right Body Guard

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Smell No Evil

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

Mayo-A-Mayo

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Great Perfume!"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

'I must smell more.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"