Scent-conscious Teen Gifts

"It gave me time to think, and I've decided to ask Estella if she wants to hang out! All I need is a great opening line!"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Some scents are nonsense.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

"Great Perfume!"

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

I miss that new planet smell.

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Sniffing Zoo

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."