Scent Comedian Gifts

Shampoo.

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'I'm just not keen.'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"I'm going green, too. I'm finally going to mow the lawn."

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

Manhole Warning

'Are you paying attention Eurasia?' 'Sorry, I was drifting.'

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

'Dont worry; that's not a ketchup stain. It's just blood.'

Deodorant for Compost.

Marcel disagreed with the judge, but it was a mute point.

"It's so cold, I don't even feel stupid wearing this hat."

A Mouse hole in the shape of Arabian architecture